Virtual Stupidity

Virtual stupidity is sort of the opposite of artificial intelligence… a microwave oven that says “ENJOY YOUR MEAL” even if you happen to be nuclear testing cockroaches (as if reading it would make a difference to the appreciation of the contents), a car seat belt warning buzzer that lets you know that a passenger is not buckled up even if she is a bowl of fruit salad or a case of beer and my most loathed is voice activate call centres like Vodafone’s… “Hi. My name is Lara…”. Can I speak to a real person you stupid shit… “Sorry I missed that…”